perchu:

tropius:

darrynek:

What a beautiful sky. I’m gonna fuck it

do NOT fuck the sky. do NOT

i already know where this post is going so im gonna take this chance while everyone is distracted to say one time when i was little i accidentally through a spoon in the trash can and than i was sure my parents were going to kick me  out so i packed up all my shit and my gameboy advanced and i left the house and i walked like 1/4 of a mile but then someone called the police and i got taken home

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diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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bubblelumps:

1000notes:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

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good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

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This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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stephenhawqueen:

WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS

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season3saywhat:

*imagine dragons voice* WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE

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cough182:

My mother told me to make signs telling our New Year’s Eve party guests not to go down the hallway, so naturally this is what I did.

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sea-tidesofthesoul:

I wish I could do things like this, but I touch my face way too much during the day to have it work.

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dancinginthegrocerystore:

“I no wat lesbeen meens”

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